hilarydank:

I still really want to know why no one ever calls out gay men for dissing women and the female body so much. Like saying vaginas are ugly and scary and gross or telling girls to close their legs because it smells like fish and everybody laughs. UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLE.

but girls do this too, it’s where they got it from. Still enrages me regardless of who says it. Vagina hate has been taught to all sexes and it pisses me off like vaginas are life and magnificent and magical what the heck?

Gonna apply to all the hotels. Hope they let me wear a cool bow tie or something. 

cakesandhippyshakes:

geekscoutcookies:

A Co worker just called my curly hair lambchop.

It’s taking all the power of Greyskull,Stone Mountain,and the strength of Latrice Royale not to read her ass the riot act.

Give me strength.

You’re a better person than me. I’d be ready…

oh…nawl

kill her

can making doctors appointments and job interviews not be the most annoying thing ever. Doctors appointments are worse because whoever answers the phone is always annoyed as shit and hates you for no reason. 

uponatinythrone:

i want 700 girlfriends and no boyfriends

twerkjabi replied to your post: the whole inside of my head itches. I hate allergy…

claritan works reallly well and its non drowsy

I just popped an allegra. I hate being itchy. I think Claritan def works better but I get allegra for free lol 

the whole inside of my head itches. I hate allergy season. fuck thisssss. my nose is itchy my ears are moist and itchy, my throat itches wtf nature stop betraying me. 

hentaiviewer666:

only acceptable tribal tattoo on non tribal people