May 2012
I'm so fucking classy when I'm drunk though, ugh
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“He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.”
– Elbert Hubbard (via yrie)
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: I wonder what it is like to be one of those people who actually do something with their lives
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Mom & Dad: Get out of bed!
You: Get out of my hair!
Bus driver: Get off the bus!
You: Get off my case!
School teacher: Get off your phone!
You: Get off your power trip ... [under ur breath] ...bastard fucker
Little windows paperclip guy: Do you need some he--
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!! *x's out*
Tumblr: Get off IRL!
You: ...My maaaaaaaaan!
*Never leaves teh house again*
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: Whoever runs the Obama tumblr is much wittier than most of the people I follow
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